Score: 10

"PSP. I have a family to feed."

submission: PSP Squirrels

date: November 30, 2008

loved the high and pretty much un-needed but funny amount of swearing in this one. The original was funny too. PSP. A nut that you can play outside. lol. Where do you come up eith this stuff? Keep up the good work, Egorapter.

Score: 10

"Jesus Christ! You called? Oh, god! Yeah? OH!"

submission: Metal Gear Awesome 2

date: November 30, 2008

That was downright hilarious and I totally respect that you read everyone comments instead of thinking your best thing to ever live and not even give a f*** about the comments on your flashes. I think that's so cool. Anyways, I loved every second of this, and the thing I like about your flashes is that you don't have to be a hardcore Metal Gear fan to enjoy these flashes! That goes for just about everything you put out there. I saw "Egocaptured" and it was pretty funny, and I thought it was really cool that someone actually made a flash about a delayed film. I espicially loved the part where the dude pisses all over everyone, when the black dude had diarhea and when Snake and that girl were in the bathroom. lol. Non-stop humor is what you give, and us Awesome fans EAT IT UP. Keep up the "awesome" work. Hehehe.

Animation-10-Cartoony and fluid
Characters-10-Perfect amount, all were hilarious
Concept-10-a sequel is almost never as awesome as this.
Overall-10-GO EGORAPTER!

Score: 8

"Not bad!"

submission: Guns of the Awesome

date: November 30, 2008

It was pretty good, but here's a concept you need to work on. You had characters and surroundings from the game re-created and then based the jokes on the story so only people who have played GOTP would know what you're talking about. What Egorapter did is he took the people and places and made jokes that EVERYONE would get, and people would would have played the game would only get a teeny-tiny bit more amusement out of it than people who didn't play the game, instead of alot. Luckily though, I have played GOTP and I loved it and I thought this flash was absolutely hilarious but try to work on all-around humor next time, k'?

Animation-9-Egrorapter/cartoon type stuff
Characters-8-a bit too much too soon.
Concept-8-like I said, only ppl who played GOTP would get it.
Overall-8-Nice Job!

I loved the Cap. Falcon Easter egg, btw.
(Press on the the "4" in "Metalgearsolid4")

Score: 9

"Nice job!"

submission: Pico vs. Sticks

date: November 29, 2008

I agree with winner5740, it did have a kind of Xiao Xaio and Madness feel to it, but then again, it's practically a new concept. Does that make sense? Probably not. Oh well, on to the review! Loved the awesome, fast-paced, run-n-gun feel to the flash- and that Pico whooped all of their butts. lol. The storyline was... basic, but it worked for the film, but I personally think that the movie was a little bit too short to have a storyline. Just my thought. The only flaw I can see in this movie was Pico's quality. He was drawn a bit poor, and a bit too detailed to blend in with the uber-simple stick figures. Nice job on making them all different colors, btw. It really worked for this film.

Animation-9-PERFECTLY SMOOTH! Pico was rough, though (drawing-wise)
Concept-10-Awesome idea!
Characters-10-right outta NG
Overall-9.5-Couldn't give decimals. Great Flash!

Keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."

submission: Stick vs. Sprites

date: November 29, 2008

Just to re-state what everyone else is saying- it was too short. Sorry, but I had to say it. Other than that one minor flaw, this flash was fantastic. The music is fast-paced and goes along perfectly with the action in the movie, and the 12-different-things-happening-at-once theme was great. (Even though it lasted 2 seconds.) The end wasn't particularly funny, and when he flattened the goomba, the jump was rather slow, and the goomba flattened too quick to tell what happened to it immeadiately. Other than those two things, this flash was nearly perfect for a fast-paced action.

Animation-9-a bit rough near the end.
Characters-10-Mario,Luigi,stick,goomb a,koopa,hammer bro. Classic.
Concept-9-not the most creative thing in the world, but you pulled it off nicely.
Overall-9-Nice work!

Keep it up!

Score: 10

"To the person below me-"

submission: Doom Triple Pack

date: November 22, 2008

Dude, you have to press spacebar to open the menu, and then press "new game" it is TOTALLY a game. Don't listen to that guy down there. It is also an awesome game by the way, it is just like the original and the orginal was BEAST! Loved the fluid animation that looked SO MUCH like the original that it was almost like a put a doom CD in my laptop and pressed play. In other words, it was epic. Great similarity, I had great fun with this game.

Animation-10-Smooth, fluid, awesome.
Characters-10-Straight from the game.
Concept-10-This is downright classic.
Overall-10-Love this game!

Score: 10

"DAT WAS A GOOD MOVEES"

submission: linkin prk kem 2 my house

date: November 22, 2008

I LIKE DA LINKING PARKS TO AN SUMTIMES MAH MOM CUMS AND TELLS MEH TO TURN DUWN DA LINKIN PAHKS AND I WAN 2 TELL YUZE THAT U R NOT DA ONLY WUN DAT LISTENNS 2 DA LINKING PARKES I LIK 2 LISEN 2 DA LINKEN PAHKS 2 AS WELL. DIS WUZ A GOOD MUVIES AND I LIKED IT VERY MUCH. LOLZERZ

Score: 10

"DAT WAS DA TUCHINGEST FILM I HAS EVR CEEN"

submission: the races we have

date: November 22, 2008

I TOUGHT DAT THAT FILM WUZ ABSOLLUTELY BEUTIFULLS AND I 2 TINK DAT RACESIM SHULD BE STOPIN RITE NOW CUZ LIK U SUD WE R ALL DA SAMES INSIDE. I LIK DIS CAR2N VRY MUCHES AND I TINK U R GOOD MOVEE MAKA.

That was a hilarious film, but I think that racism should definately stop RIGHT NOW. I mean, what is it about friggin' COLOR OF OUR SKIN that makes us different? What if white people were purple and black people stayed black? I mean seriously! People are such idiots. Most people that is. Nice film Jerry.

Score: 10

"I will first write jerry style and then normal"

submission: super marrio parodies

date: November 22, 2008

Jerry styles:

I TOUGHT DAT CART2N ABAT MARRIOS WAS DA BST CART2N I HAS EVR CEEN AN I APPRECIATES A GUD LAF AND I IS NOT GAY SO I IS LIKIN DA CART2N DAT U HAD DRAWN AND I 2 WULD NOT HAV DRAWN DA SEXES BCUS I DO NUT LIK 2 DRA DA WILLES AND DA FUNNIES DOSE R BAD TINGS 2 BE DRAWIN IN DA CAR2N. LOL IS WAT I SUD WEN I WAS FINISHED WATCHIN DA CAR2NS DAT U HAD DRAWN ABOUT MARRIO AND U SHULD GET DA OSCER 4 DAT GR8 IDEA AND WULD VERY MUCH LIK 2 SEE DA CAR2N ABOUT DA MATRIXES CUZ DEN U CULD GET ANUDER OSCER AND DAT WULD MAK ME AND U HAPPY YES IT WULD.

Regular:

That cartoon was Hilarious! I absolutely love all of your stuff Jerry Jackson! You have really great ideas and I thought it was really funny that you said no one has ever done a mario cartoon before, because that's obviously not true, practically everyone has made a cartoon about mario. Classic Jerry Jackson.

Animation-10-bad, but y'now you don't need good animation to be funny!
Characters-10-random and hilarious
Copncept-10-funny 2 da max!
Overall-10-Hilarious!

DAT WAS 1 OF DA BEST CAR2NS I HAV EVER BE SEING.

Score: 10

"Hilarious!"

submission: Pen License

date: November 22, 2008

Awesome flash, dude! I understood what was going on at all times, and my teachers would make up little gimmics like that to keep us in line, but I'm pretty sure my teacher never cussed at 3rd graders and I'm sure my 3rd grade teacher didn't send us to jail. lol! Anyways, nice idea, it was short-sweet-and to the point, nice job!

Animation-10-smooth,fluid,loved drawing of teacher at the end.
Characters-10-3rd grade student and teacher. Simple. Awesome.
Concept-10-this was hilarious!
Overall-10-keep up the good work!